Home of the Demented Teddy Bear

New LJ

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 23:22:30 GMT

My new LJ name is coonass_goth.

Special report relay

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 20:14:32 GMT

This is Michele. I am typing for Eddie per his request.

He is fine, as are all his family. He is in Mobile. He got carbon monoxide poisoning from the generator that they are using out there for the power in his cousin's trailer, but he is out of the hospital and is doing better. He has the clothes on his back and that's all. No shoes, and his car is gone. He had to swim away from Waveland Avenue. Apparently, he didn't stay in Gulfport like he said he was going to.

But he is alive and I got to hear his voice, which after all of this, is the sweetest sound in the world.

stuff

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 16:00:25 GMT

hi every body gess what my little sis had a baby it was a boy he is 20in long and wight 6.9lb he is sooooooo cute i will get some pic asap and let every one see

the night at the beach

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:00:19 GMT

so how is every one? me fine. waching a move with michele.work sucks i have worked 85 hours in the last 2 weeks.yesterday night me and michele went to the beach and got my swords out of the car and had a sword fight and wrote in the sand then we seen who could make it stick in the sand. it was very cool then we laid down in the sand kissing in till we got cold.well got to go later

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 20:17:33 GMT

Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

You Know You're From New Orleans When...

Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside

You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads

Your baby’s first words are "gumbo" and "whereyat"

You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils

When you give directions you use "lakeside” and “riverside' not north & south

Your ancestors are buried above the ground.

You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter

You listen to holiday songs such as "the 12 yats of Christmas" and "Santa and his reindeer used to live next door"

You walk on the "banquet" (sidewalk) and stand in the "neutral ground" (area of ground between a two sided street) "by ya mommas" (by your mother's house).

Someone asks for directions and you stop and help them with a smile

You start an angel food cake with a roux.

Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.

You think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.

You think boudin, hogshead cheese, and a Bud is a bland diet.

You think Ground Hog Day and the Boucherie Festival are the same holiday.

You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.

Fred's Lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.

You have an *envie* for something instead of a craving.

You use a "#3" washtub to cover your lawn mower or your outboard motor.

You use two or more pirogues to cover your tomatoes to protect them from the late frost.

You use a gill net to play tennis, badminton, or volleyball.

The horsepower of your outboard motor is greater than that of your car motor.

You pass up a trip abroad to go to the Crawfish Festival in Breaux Bridge.

The four basic food groups are boiled seafood, broiled seafood, fried seafood and beer

You are asked to name the holy trinity and your reply is "onions, celery, bell pepper."

You let your black coffee cool, and find that it has gelled.

You describe a link of boudin and cracklins as "breakfast."

Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.

Your mama announces each morning, "Well, I've got the rice cooking ... what will we have for dinner?"

None of your potential vacation destinations are north of the old Mississippi River Bridge (US 190).

You refer to Louisiana winters as "Gumbo Weather."

You get a disappointing look from your wife and describe it as, "She passed me a pair of eyes."

You think of gravy as a beverage.

You greet your long lost friend at the Lafayette Regional Airport with "AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones,"
and you know what he means.

You learned Bourre the hard way: Holding yourself upright in your crib.

You don't know the real names of your friends, only their nicknames.

You give up Tabasco for Lent

You worry about a deceased family member returning in spring floods.

You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras throws.

You leave a parade with footprints on your hands.

You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together

Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.

You like your rice and your politics dirty.

No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.

Your loved one dies and you book a jazz band before you call the coroner.

Your accent sounds nothing like Harry Connick, Jr's.

You can sing these jingles by heart: "Rosenberg's, Rosenberg's, 1825 Tulane;" "At the beach, at the beach, the Pontchartrain Beach..."

You ask, "How they running?" and "Are they fat?" but, you're inquiring about seafood quality and not the Cresent City Classic.

When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than some Super Doppler 6000.

Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.

Nothing shocks you. Period. Ever.

Being in a jam at Tulane and Broad isn't the same as being stuck in traffic.

Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your seafood platter.

You have to take your coffee and favorite coffeemaker with you on a three-day trip.

You have sno-ball stains on your shoes.

You call tomato sauce "red gravy."

Your middle name is your mother's maiden name, or your father's mother's maiden name, or your mother's mother's maiden name, or your grandmother's mother's maiden name, or your grandfather's mother's maiden name.

On certain spring days, Crawfish Monica is your breakfast.

Your house payment is less than your utility bill.

You've done your laundry in a bar.

You don't show your "pretties" during Mardi Gras.

You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.

You "boo" the mayor on national television.

You wear sweaters in because it ought to be cold.

Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw."

.Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is a football player.

You suck heads, eat tail, sing the blues and you actually know where you got them shoes.

You shake out your shoes before putting them on.

You don't think it inappropriate to refer to a large adult male as "Li'l Bubba."

You know why you should never, ever swim by the Lake Pontchartrain steps (for more than one reason).

You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.

You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.

You waste more time navigating back streets than you would if you just sat in traffic.

You still call the Fairmont Hotel, the Roosevelt.

You consider garbage cans a legal step to protecting your parking space on a public street.

You fall asleep to the soothing sounds of four box fans.

Your one-martini lunch becomes a five-bloody mary afternoon... and you keep your job.

Being in a jam at Tulane and Broad isn't the same as being stuck in traffic.

You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.

You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all the other good places you've eaten.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Orleans.

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::Michele Typing For Eddie::

For everyone wondering what some of these mean, just ask me and I'll explain it to you, and COON ASSES RULE!

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:07:59 GMT

*LOVE, SEX AND ROMANCE QUIZ*
Name:	Edmond John Weldon III
Birthdate:	10-15-85
Hair:	black
Eyes:	brown
Height:	5'6
Gender:	male
How many true relationships have you had?:	2
Have you ever been in love?:	yes
What's your idea of a perfect date?:	a movie, dinner, cuddle
Where's your favorite place to be kissed?:	neck
How many sexual partners have you had?:	1
How many people have you kissed?:	a dozen
Do you like to make the first move?:	depends
Are you a snuggler?:	yes
Do you kiss on the first date?:	yes
Where is the best place you've ever hooked up?:	behind Wal-Mart
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?:	yes
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?:	devil, I think
Would you ever pay someone for sex?:	no
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?:	had an offer, but no
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?:	mostly no
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?:	being interrupted
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?:	not MY parents
Have you ever performed a striptease?:	yes
How about a lapdance?:	yes
Have you ever received a lapdance?:	yes
Do you like sexual contact?:	yes
Are you straight, gay or bi?:	bi
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?:	yes
Are you a giver or a taker?:	neither
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?:	humor, honesty, insanity
Do you think you've met the person you'll spend the rest of your life with?:	to be determined
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?:	yes
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?:	no
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?:	no
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?:	no
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?:	yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?:	yes
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?:	yes
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn't accept them?:	hell yes
How about if your friends didn't accept them?:	fuck em
What's the worst relationship you ever had?:	dee dee
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?:	yes
Would you kiss someone if you didn't love them?:	no
Who told you all about sex?:	big brother
Are you always horny?:	no
Are you a flirt?:	yes
Are you a tease?:	yes
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?:	both
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?:	evening
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?:	yes
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?:	10
How old were you when you lost your virginity?:	18
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?:	no
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?:	mm hmm
Are you currently in one?:	mm hmm
Have anyone ever fallen in love with you?:	yes
Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?:	no
Are you "noisy" when you get heated?:	no (::unfortunately.........<-- Michele typing::)
What is your kissing pet peeve?:	bumping teeth
Do you think you're a good kisser?:	yes
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Thu, 20 Jan 2005 07:07:11 GMT

gess what i did to day i started my class for my ged so that is one thing i can cross off my list of to do stuff

p.s. i like fire

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 08:11:51 GMT

so how has everyone been me good have you ever told yourself this is the person i want to be with forever i did and i do i love michele and hope nothing ever happens to ever stop the way i feel LOVE IS A AWESOME THING AND I DO HOPE EVERYONE FINDS SOMEONE AS GOOD AS MICHELE it is time for bed tell me what you think

love ya

moves

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 04:19:22 GMT

so when Blade trinity comes out in a few weeks who wants to come with me and michele to see it just tell me when

the test

Wed, 27 Oct 2004 19:25:34 GMT

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can you tell that i don't like capitalizing words it takes to long to do that

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:28:47 GMT

has anyone seen any new good movies???????? i was looking for something me and morphine can watch on my b-day

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 03:29:32 GMT

I have to go to the doc the 21 and i don't won't to it will suck they will probably have to do work on my knee and i won't be able to walk for at lease 2 months.

p.s. my b-day is the 15

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 04:12:35 GMT

so how is everyone me not to good as you have probley read but still here and still going talk more later

sex

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:54:44 GMT

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Tue, 07 Sep 2004 02:54:32 GMT

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Your hugs are...	to die for
Your eyes...	twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is...	the only thing I desire
Your smell is...	refreshing
Your smile is...	hypnotising
Your love is...	one of a kind

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Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:12:05 GMT

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life

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 01:16:40 GMT

i have a ? when you are in love should you tell all or only what will not hurt becouse i tell all and we are doing perfet

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 04:57:08 GMT

how do yall like me pic

helllo

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:55:40 GMT

hi how are all of yall. me i am find. just sitting here with with morphine. so if you need some one to ask advice just talk to me. love ya

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